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FUNERAL HOME

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COMMON WORKSPACE FOR VÄTYS

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THE OPENING CEREMONY

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NEW OPENING

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THE DAWN OF THE MOTHS IS COMING

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NEW OPENING AGAIN

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NEWER OPENINGS

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LATEST OPENINGS

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If there were different colors of coffee,

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more children would drink it.

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That's why I drink rosette.

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Hey Nat!

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Linda! Robert!

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- Children, Theodore.
-Hey, Nat!

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Nat! The light of my life! Come on! Sit down!

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Tell me about the world.

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Take a stool, fool. Sorry.

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I would like to chat

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when I eat a great cheeseburger.

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I have time
before my next client.

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Father. You heard him.

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Go make a hamburger.

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I'm sorry. He is new.

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I'm not. I've been here for a while.

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Are you driving anyone today?
interesting in a limo?

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The girl who found out
being a princess,

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and now his world
turns upside down?

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No, it's tomorrow.

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Today I work one
With my Calm in 60 Seconds student.

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-What?
- Calm down in 60 seconds.

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I started it to help people
with road rage.

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Especially people who need
court-ordered rage change.

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Do you teach people not to rage?

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Without fury, there would be no Mad Max Fury Road.

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You haven't seen it, have you?

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Just the trailer.
And all the scenes in the trailer.

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And the rest. And the prequel. Why? is that you

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They were really good.

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How did you get into wheel rage, Nat?

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This may shock you,
but I'm a former racing driver.

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I was a really bad case.

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When I started driving limos,

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I worked for Ronnie Glow…

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Glow away.

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It was the pinnacle of the limousine business.

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If you didn't drive around
at least ten meters in a car,

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there was nothing for anyone.

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Ronnie Glow was the biggest gambler in town.

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Working under him
was not easy.

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He made us drive
70 - 80 hours a week,

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and if you asked for time off,

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he said:
"If you don't want to glow, you can leave."

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Then he forced to repeat:
"I want to glow."

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Father forced to say:
"If you don't want Bob, get another job."

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I don't say that, but I should.

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I felt so much anger
For Ronathon Glow.

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I kept it inside me until the ride home,

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and then oh boys

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i let it out.

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I would work.

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I screamed.

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And worst of all, I threw up.

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Whatever food I had in the car.

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Hot dogs. Taquitos.
Butter horns. Sandwiches.

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I kept my feelings inside,
when I was with clients.

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But one day there was an incident.

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Oh my god! Sorry.
I like to hear about the incidents.

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The day before Easter
was an Easter parade.

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I had a wedding party in a limousine.

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We were a little behind schedule.

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I drove to the intersection,

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and the guy driving the Easter Bunny

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rolled through a stop sign,

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and I got stuck behind him.

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He drove so slowly.

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I was afraid I would be late for the wedding.

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There are three things you should know about me.

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I burn easily in the sun.
It's damn hard to get out of a bean bag chair.

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And I'm never late.

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Rage overtook me.

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That's when I took

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my tomato basil soup.

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I had a big Tupperware box,

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and I threw it straight
towards that bunny parka.

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I almost lost my limo license.

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I was at the bottom.

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I spent three months
in a woodworking commune in Pennsylvania.

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I tried to clear my head,

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I made rocking chairs and wooden trinkets.

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I wanted to. I let go. I recovered.

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I'm sorry.

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Wheel rage is like trying
penetrate through hardwood.

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It cuts the finger and breaks the blade.

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Juju is to go according to the tree.

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So you have to put some muscle into the game.

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-Clear.
- Gene.

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With new wisdom I swore
to do my best to help others.

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But I also charge,
because i need money.

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That's why I charge people too!

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So you help people
to get over the road rage. Interesting.

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- Isn't it interesting, Linda?
-I guess so.

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I agree, Mom.

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Interesting.

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Why the hell is everyone looking at me?

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Because you have road rage.

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I don't have road rage. That much.

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So. Only on the streets.

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And in parking lots and crashing cars.

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And when we listen to the song
Life is a Highway.

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That song is stressful!

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But don't worry, I'm fine.

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All our eyes and ears are wrong.

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I can only help those
who are ready to receive it.

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If it's you, Linda,
you know where to find me.

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Wait, Nat!
I'll make you a hamburger, okay?

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It felt like a cool moment to leave.

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It was.

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Hurry up!

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I want my bum on the bench
before the movie starts. Capiche?

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I piche. But I can't find my glasses.

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They are hard to find without my glasses.

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Oh my God, Bob. Did you poop?

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I don't. I don't like this either.

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I'm done.

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Gene. You need pants.

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All right, boomer.

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Mom, I'm ready
and probably your favorite.

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What is this mattress doing here?

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Gene poured melted butter on it.

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I needed something
where to dip my artichokes.

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So we air it out.

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Because it's here,
I'll probably run it down the stairs.

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No. We're leaving.

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And then someone breaks an arm.
We are too poor for that.

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I changed into my bathing suit.

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If the movie theater has a jacuzzi,
i am ready

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Great. Bob!

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Almost done. Kind of.

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Just find a place to stop, Dad.
It doesn't have to be perfect.

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Deuce. Stupid light.

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Linda, are you sure
you don't want me to drive?

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No offense, Bob, but if you drive,
we won't get there until it's over.

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You drive like a geek.

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Why can't anyone drive?

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Move, retarder!

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You shouldn't be here.
This lane is for parking.

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No problem.

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That guy in front of us does the same.

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We will survive!

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-Mother!
-Linda!

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Oh my god. Hello.

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Sorry.

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Is he showing the middle finger?

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- Yep.
- From the nose.

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Kinkle.

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Nat, Linda here.

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Linda. I know why you're calling.

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-You know?
- Yep.

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How many bottles of my barbecue sauce do you want?

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No,

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I called in my driving rage.

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I can help with that too.

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I have barbecue sauce
wheel rage package,

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that I could offer.

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Just brains behind the wheel? Clear.

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Welcome. Calm in 60 seconds

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is an anti-road rage program,
that gets you

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to drive and smile
in just five 90-minute sessions.

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I know it's longer than
60 seconds, but let's be realistic.

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-Right.
-What is road rage, and what are the risks?

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Raivoaaja's body can be seen
physical effects.

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High blood pressure. Heart disease.

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Digestive problems…
I mean road rage.

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Traffic jam.

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And of course death. That's pretty bad too.

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One risk is going to jail.

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Have you had a birthday in prison?
It's from deep.

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They sing a congratulatory song

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but add the word "in prison"
at the end of each sentence.

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Happy birthday in prison

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- Oh man!
-So.

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What causes road rage rage?

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Let's open the hood and look inside.

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In my case
a bad boss took away my dignity

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with every hito interaction.

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What makes you angry, Linda?

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Let's see.

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People who drive slowly…

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Or cut off my path.

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Or they drive a dog in their arms,

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and the dog looks better than me,

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because the driver is there.

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-PT Cruisers!
-So.

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But let's go deeper.

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Where does the anger come from in your non-car life?

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I don't know.

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I love my family, I love the restaurant,

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I just bought new socks. Everything is fine.

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How about this…

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Do you remember the first one?
your experience with road rage?

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- I guess it was with my mother.
-Tell me more.

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Sometimes, when he was driving, he would scream the whole time.

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He kept shouting,
now that I think about it.

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He once shouted to the crowd,
who ate a hodari bun.

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-It didn't even drive.
-Interesting.

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- Now we're making progress.
- Great.

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-Am I better?
- No, Linda. You are not.

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But you're done

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-pancreas.
- Pancreas?

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It's my way of overcoming road rage.

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B! Breathe.

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Then A!

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Put yourself in the position of the other driver.

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Try to step into his shoes.

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I! Break away.

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Get rid of the rage
and Imagine yourself in a peaceful place.

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For me, it's in the hammock.

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A little carving and a lot of lizards.

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M! Adapt.

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Adapt and escape the rage.

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And then A! Start playing.

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Throw yourself into the world of play.

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It can be anything,
such as a song or a joke.

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I'm pretending
that my mouth is a trumpet,

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and I do a little jazz solo. Thus.

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It's beautiful.

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Then let's hop in your car

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and let's forget the rage, Linda B!

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Is Linda in road rage school?

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You know what keeps me from raging?

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I imagine the other cars naked.

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- How so naked?
-So, as a naku.

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Does it have to meet you?

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Yes.

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Creator. Imagine a car.
And then imagine it naked.

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Butts of cars.
Car boobs. Eggs of cars.

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- Eggs on cars?
-Sorry, car penises.

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-What was that sound?
- It must have come from the apartment.

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The children said
that they wanted to do their homework.

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That should have been a big warning sign.

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Will you mind the restaurant for a while, Teddy?

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What if someone comes in? What am I saying?

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Do I say, "Hamburgers for sale"?

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- You don't.
-Something like that?

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I'll be back soon.

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if you love me
Push me down the stairs!

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You can't yell at me if I'm sleeping.

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Gene. Kids, don't.

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Mom said she doesn't want you
rolling down the stairs on a mattress.

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Maybe he said:

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"It would be great,
if you were rolling down the stairs on a mattress."

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He could say that.

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No. let's stop
before anyone gets hurt.

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More than I did just now.

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Father. I guess you don't take into account
how fun is this.

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I finally understand stairs.

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I just didn't get it before.

258
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Great. Time to get back to work.

259
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,314
Dad, try it once.

260
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,234
If you don't like it,
we finish and get back to work.

261
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,152
But this time we will do the job well.

262
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,072
I don't slide down the stairs on Gene's mattress.

263
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:18,993
Again!

264
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,286
Yeh.

265
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:23,289
Linda, I'm setting you up on purpose

266
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,209
world together
of the most infuriating driving environments.

267
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,044
Oh my god, to the airport?

268
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,838
Yes, in the midst of danger.

269
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:34,759
Get into the right lane
as soon as possible.

270
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:37,137
I'm not flying anywhere

271
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,305
so i should keep calm.

272
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,141
What does this guy do?

273
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,392
Use steps, Linda.

274
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,269
Pancreas. First step, breathe.

275
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,436
Clear.

276
00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,982
Look at that guy.

277
00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,358
So.

278
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:53,987
And A. Put yourself in the position of the other driver.
Think of yourself in his shoes.

279
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,407
Maybe there's a reason why he is
half in our lane.

280
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,575
Because he's stupid?

281
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,577
What is the answer? You are him.

282
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,580
-I'm stupid.
-Clear. Or maybe you're a little tired.

283
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,832
Maybe you baked pastries all night

284
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,668
to the shops to end poverty.

285
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,128
-Son of a bitch.
-Clear.

286
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,380
Break out! Where is your peaceful place?

287
00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,883
-In the mall?
-Something more peaceful.

288
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,260
A mall toilet? That's nice.

289
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,512
I'm going to have a look. That will do.

290
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,015
And now M! Adapt. And the rage disappears.

291
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,601
Bye! Out the window.
Imagine it floating away.

292
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,103
- But don't close your eyes, Linda.
-Right. Sorry.

293
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,480
Get me in the lane!

294
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,149
Then A. Start playing.

295
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,568
You can use a mouth trumpet if you want.

296
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,742
That's more of a trombone.
Haven't you heard the music?

297
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,453
You know what?
If it works, that's all that matters.

298
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,955
Do you work for me? I will work for you!

299
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,627
-Sorry.
-No problem.

300
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,504
This is just the first day
of a five-day trip.

301
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,799
I know you must be cracking up.

302
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,177
-Linda, stop working.
-Right.

303
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,805
Wheel rage

304
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,433
Driving on a mattress

305
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,730
Watch where you drive!

306
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,490
I have one last appointment
With Nati.

307
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,699
Wish you luck. Probably.

308
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,284
Think it won't work?

309
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,620
You sound like it's not working.

310
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:29,666
It's going great, except I'm still
mad at cars all the time.

311
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,084
It can be hereditary.

312
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,419
My mother was an employer,
and now I am an employer.

313
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,213
You inherited the work from him.

314
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,174
I guess you need it
more meetings with Nati.

315
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,259
Maybe a lot more.

316
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,261
After school, but before dinner.

317
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,554
We don't do anything while you're gone.

318
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,223
-What?
-Nothing.

319
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,766
Bob, why did you say "nothing"?

320
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:47,850
Because they said so too.

321
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,394
I don't know. What do you mean?

322
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,897
I don't know what our kids are talking about.

323
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,440
They are weird.

324
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,610
Bye. Show them, Lin. You can do it.

325
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,112
Get out of here.

326
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,863
Go do it.

327
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,825
Maybe you're right.
I can stop raging.

328
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:07,036
I can do anything,
as long as I believe in myself.

329
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,372
What the hell are you doing?

330
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,207
Linda, pull over to the side of the road.

331
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,168
You saw that guy almost hit me.

332
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:17,463
And that cyclist... A bike is not a car.

333
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,216
A bike is not a car. You're right, Linda.

334
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,509
And that chicken truck.

335
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,678
Since when have there been chicken trucks here?

336
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,930
Those chickens laughed at me.

337
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,433
I never have
had to say this to the customer.

338
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,184
But I don't think I can help.

339
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,770
- No, Nat!
- I'm sorry, Linda.

340
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,063
Let's switch places.

341
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:38,109
I'll take you home safely
and I do my best to hide my disappointment.

342
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,069
I'm really disappointed.

343
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,990
That car cut me off.

344
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,616
I will keep calm…

345
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,368
Holy Guadalajara!

346
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,495
That's Ronnie Glow!

347
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,080
What… Really?

348
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,666
That's him.
I would recognize that car anywhere.

349
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,169
He called it the Glowing Car.

350
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,628
No problem.

351
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,422
I have to make the steps. Breathe.

352
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,384
Put yourself in the other person's shoes. Be Ronny Glow!

353
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,054
So I'm a horrible monster,
which should be destroyed!

354
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,182
-Nat?
- Fasten your seat belt, Linda.

355
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:12,727
-The spot is glowing!
- I can't tighten the seat belt.

356
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:13,895
Oh my god!

357
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,357
You got caught, that tanned little man.

358
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,861
Nat, I thought you were a Zen person.
I thought you got over your rage.

359
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,280
It was always smoldering under the surface.

360
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,948
Rage makes us who we are!

361
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,325
Right. But…

362
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,868
I'll catch you, Ronnie.

363
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,787
Like a goddamn mosquito.

364
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,623
What if…

365
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,542
How about Ronnie Glow
has baked poverty pastries?

366
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,752
There is no poverty.

367
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,170
-I made it up.
-What?

368
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,507
-Is there food here?
-Nat, watch the road!

369
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,717
Wow! There's a lot of food here.

370
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,053
I don't think you care about this car.

371
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:50,306
A half-eaten muesli bar!
Screw this, you bastard!

372
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,267
-What a drug!
-Oh my god!

373
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,853
-The apple hut.
-Did someone in my family eat an apple?

374
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,523
Glad I didn't heal you, Linda.

375
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,150
I think you cured me.
I'm back!

376
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,861
- No, Nat!
- Yes, Linda!

377
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,364
Hold tight. We do Tokyo Drifts!

378
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,577
-No kids again, huh?
- They're upstairs.

379
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,412
They like homework now.

380
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,207
They are getting really smart.

381
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,459
-Bob's burgers.
-Dad, come here.

382
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,128
We take it to the next level.

383
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,337
What is the next level?

384
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,506
Stop asking
and drag your ass here!

385
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,508
And come through the fire escape.

386
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,884
The front door doesn't work.

387
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,220
I'm nervous but excited.
I'll come right away.

388
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,472
Teddy, watch the restaurant. I'll be back soon.

389
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,557
Okay.

390
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,725
Did you hear? I'm in charge.

391
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,227
He chose me, not you.

392
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,688
I'm his best friend

393
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,691
but he chose me
because I'm the right guy for the job.

394
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,985
He's asked me out before.

395
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,404
All right. You can be my assistant.

396
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:47,655
Oh my god.

397
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,657
That's what I said. It's next level.

398
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,741
What do you say, dude?

399
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,327
Are you ready to fly?
on the mattress like a cheetah?

400
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,830
-Don't call me a jerk!
- All right, dude.

401
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,248
Wait a minute. Maybe I like it.

402
00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,543
- This seems dangerous.
-What are you after, dude?

403
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:04,797
It feels wrong
that I support this as a parent.

404
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,885
But what if we put
another mattress against the door?

405
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,386
So am I a good parent?

406
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,554
Yes, father!

407
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,098
Let's drive together to maximum speed.

408
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,183
Exactly.

409
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:18,102
And all this needs to be cleaned
before your mother comes back.

410
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,479
If we survive, it's a done deal, dude!

411
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,693
Oh my god!

412
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,112
Bob!

413
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,322
I have to go there.

414
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,324
You are now in charge. Watch the restaurant.

415
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,911
If someone comes in, say “burgers
for sale,” as we practiced.

416
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,496
If you don't want to glow, you can leave.

417
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,915
If you don't want to glow…

418
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,876
A quiet hiss, a murmur

419
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,963
and being followed is scarier
like yelling and throwing things.

420
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,383
What will we do when you catch him?

421
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,177
See you soon.

422
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,764
He heads to the ferry.

423
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,724
That's it then.

424
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,893
Because we're not going on the ferry, are we?

425
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,478
We're going to the ferry.

426
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,648
Oh yes. You're mine now, Ronnie.

427
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,233
Oh my god! Oh boys!

428
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,734
Nat!

429
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,278
Very close.

430
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,697
Do you like it, Ronnie?

431
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,532
Oh my God, Nat. what are you doing

432
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,784
You push his car!

433
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,954
Nat, you're pushing his car!
You push him over the edge.

434
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,372
Yep, he's going inland.

435
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,958
Ronnie Glow is about to become Billy Ocean.

436
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,215
Oh my god, this is not a good thing.

437
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,968
Nat, try your steps.

438
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,511
You have to do the pancreas.

439
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,221
- Breathe.
-No.

440
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,056
Put yourself in the other person's shoes.

441
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,433
-Get out?
- No damn.

442
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,519
Make your trumpet. I'll start.

443
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:44,939
No, Linda!

444
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:48,442
Pushing Ronnie over the edge,
like he did to me.

445
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,195
Oh no, you'll kill him. We kill a person.

446
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:54,240
It's me, Ronnie. Nat Kinkle.

447
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,449
Nat, don't do it.

448
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,286
I'll do it.
This is raw. This is genuine.

449
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,581
It's in me, you and your mother.

450
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,000
He was right about everything.

451
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,334
May he rest in peace.

452
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,254
He is not dead.

453
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,382
I wouldn't say
that my mother is right about everything.

454
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,633
He was just angry!

455
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,010
In and out of the car!

456
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,138
I guess it's because he was unhappy.

457
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,056
Maybe we shouldn't talk about this

458
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,100
when you push someone into the sea.

459
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,353
I can do many things at the same time.
I hardly listen to you.

460
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,065
Nat, stop it!

461
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,151
You asked earlier why I'm angry.

462
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,903
I'm angry with my mother
because he is angry with his life.

463
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,572
I was a part of that life

464
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,742
and I wanted it to be enough
lest he get angry.

465
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,076
But now that I know it,

466
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,995
maybe I could let it go.

467
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,999
And the next time I get angry,
i can imagine my family happy

468
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,168
and my mother tied up in the trunk.

469
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,794
Or maybe not tied up.

470
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,296
But definitely in the back container.

471
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,549
I'll let you borrow that picture
For Ronnie Glow.

472
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,676
Okay? We can let go.

473
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,304
Do you see? There it goes. Goodbye, rage.

474
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,397
Congratulations, Linda.

475
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,899
You are healed.

476
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,568
Well, you didn't get better,
but on the road to recovery.

477
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,362
What's going on?

478
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,366
That's not Ronnie Glow, Linda.

479
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,576
He is another limo driver, Kristof.

480
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,371
He owes me.
I saved his life in Vietnam.

481
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,373
We bungee jumped. Long story.

482
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,292
-What? Was this all a hoax?
-It was.

483
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,877
It works, right?

484
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,421
What about the chain? We broke the raft.

485
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,924
I arranged it,
thanks to my other friend Sandra.

486
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,342
He is the ferry captain.

487
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,928
I saved her cat's life

488
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,846
feeding it when he was traveling.

489
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,640
I can't believe you did all this.

490
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,685
You are the most furious wheel rage,
with whom I have worked.

491
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,645
But I never give up.

492
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,480
I had to get a little creative.

493
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:53,484
I can't wait to tell you
here's to Bob and the kids.

494
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,112
Certainly! You still have 45 minutes

495
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,613
ferry ride left.

496
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,658
Then 30 minutes of waiting
and 45 minutes back.

497
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,035
Right. Best to call Bob.

498
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,914
How long will it take to fix the door, Teddy?

499
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,126
-Linda will be back soon.
-I don't know when I'll be ready, Bob.

500
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,128
I don't know. Wait. I'm done.

501
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,839
Oh my god, they came back. Hide the tools!

502
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,633
What do I do?
Where do I put them? Do I swallow them?

503
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,222
Hi, Robert.
May I introduce your new wife?

504
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,307
Send him back. Ask for a redhead.

505
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,518
I got commendable from the rage course.

506
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,019
You got satisfactory.

507
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,813
I passed the course on the fly.

508
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,148
Just.

509
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,316
He is still a danger to himself and others.

510
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,401
Good, mom.

511
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,902
I want to party.

512
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,696
Let's do something fun. But cheap.

513
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,448
Any ideas for cheap fun?

514
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:41,657
Daddy's tits.

515
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,617
Or… Shall we tell him?

516
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:44,785
Tell me what?

517
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,412
It scares me.

518
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,497
I'm holding on to you.
Send us on our way.

519
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:23,908
There's spit everywhere!

520
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,869
Translation: Annemai Oksanen